what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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the WNBA

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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