- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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