- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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