- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

can you pass the soap?

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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