Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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black chicken. kfc

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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how much fish could a chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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