- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

j.p. is dumb

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A man died.

okay so theres this guy.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

an emo girl walked into a white room

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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