Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

hola said the chinese man

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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