- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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