Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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