Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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