- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's 2+2? Fish

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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