Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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