- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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