What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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