Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Anti Joke

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