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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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