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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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