A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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