- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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