why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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