What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Jews

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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