- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

whats your budget like? a budget.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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