- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How many light bulbs? 1

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Screw it you write the joke.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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