- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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