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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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