- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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