- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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