- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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