- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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