- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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