- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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