- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what's funny about war? nothing!

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Women's Rights

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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