What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Katy Perry

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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