- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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