How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Ebola

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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