How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Hey

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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