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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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