- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Jews

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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