- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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