What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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