What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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NEVER

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Anti Joke

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