- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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