A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

And you honored it I see :P

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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