- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Y u do dis?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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