Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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