- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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