There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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