- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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