- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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