- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Latvia isn't a joke

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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