- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

how much fish could a chicken

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A black man walks out of a police station

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Take part of what?

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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