Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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