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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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