What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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NEVER

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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