- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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