- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

White men's rights

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Once upon a time a was born

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Women's rights.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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