When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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