What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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