- Anti Joke

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.