salad days!

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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