- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Then none of us want to be right.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Neil is a reterd.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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