What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

9/11 my birthday

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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