- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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