- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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