Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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