What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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