A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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I'm so punny.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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i saw amango it splootered

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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the WNBA

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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