Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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