the WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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