- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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