- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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