- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the fish say after he

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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