Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

how much fish could a chicken

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What comes after 69? 70

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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