- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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