- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A gay man watches football.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

ask me if im a door yes

A jew enters a mall.

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