Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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