Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

autistic kids rock

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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