- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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