- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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