What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Knock knock *open*

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

Anti Joke

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