What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

roses are red violets are indigo

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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