- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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