- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??