- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How you know when dislextic

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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