- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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