- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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