- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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