What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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