- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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