knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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