- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

you will like this because i am black.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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