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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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