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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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